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We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons"

:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by :-)
and :-( respectively.

Well...., how about some "ass-cons"?

Here they are:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_._) a flat ass

(_^_) a bubble ass

(_*_) a sore ass

(_!__) a lop-sided ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_O_) an ass that's been around even more

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^o_) a wise ass

(_13_) an unlucky ass

(_$_) money coming out of his ass

(_?_) dumb ass